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hungry-skeleton:

People getting banned from Twitter and scrambling here feels exactly like that Parks and Rec episode where Eagleton merged with Pawnee for financial problems and it was just

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Nov 10, 2022

gigglygamer:

waifus-of-hope:

Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:

1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM

2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel

3.) Barbie saying, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional!” for literally anything

(via genderfuck)

Sep 22, 2019

faeriepools:

Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.

(via dancing-over-ur-bullshit)

Sep 22, 2019

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

(via yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian)

Sep 11, 2019

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